Cashier: Name please.
Cashier: Chanel as in the brand?
Me: Shannen. S-H-A-N-N-E-N.
Cashier: lol ok shannel
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
"I have to do what I’m told by my company, because if I don’t, they’ll release me."